Punkass Warhol Carson Chick Has
Severe Shopaholic Syndrome.
Hi my name is May and I am a chronic shopaholic.
Being exposed to clothes and women magazine day
in day out affected my itchy urge to wash over me
causing me to wipe out my whole month’s pay on
clothes, shoes and accessories.
I’m just exaggerating. It’s not the whole month’s pay.
Maybe three quarter of it. That’s the bad side of looking at
it but as always there’s always but of course; the good side.
I have learned to be trendy and hip for now, I am a whole
new different person, my image anyway. I apply my love
for pop art into what I wear especially when it comes to
colours and textures. Buttons, ribbons, funky crazy sewing,
felt patches and a whole lot more up my sleeves as time goes
by. It gave me ideas on how I’d market and sell my branding
or my collection; so to say in the near future. Working with
clothes and looking for clothes is somewhat inspiring though
it can be tiring at times. I get to observe what tops or pants
or bags women like , which is an add on for me, now and
then I get to know what would sell and what wouldn’t.
Free market survey. Fantastic.
Superfragelisticexpialidocious!
Now, I just have to do a little shopping at the end of the upcoming
months, for I really cant help checking out the latest styles and fads
they have for the season. It gets the creative juice flowing from my
eyes and straight to my synapse and visual sparks ignite once it
reaches my neurons in my brain.I‘m glad that I got myself into
doing part time retail. I found myself, so to say . It made me realized
that I still love the creative world thus I miss working my magic with
my magic wand and fairy dust. I met a whole bunch of the craziest
and fun people throughout these past few weeks. They are my new
found friends. Goodbye V neck cross tees, Hello motion graphics
and interactive web design, welcome back into my world. I missed
you guys dearly these past few months. It’s great to be able to get
back on my own two feet again. I am revived.
I am alive again .Thank you Karma.

WOMEN ARE THE CAUSES OF UNCLE NED’S TROUBLE
SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING LURED INTO THE ENDLESS
SEAMS OF SKIRTS AND HEMLINES OF DRESSES.
Being in the pool of scoop necks and smocking, in between
running up and down digging out the piles of clothes in the
“I don’t want these clothes cos they don’t look good on me”
bin, I realized that most of them are real pain in the ass and
if there is a SUPER ANAL AWARD, well hey, they would
most definitely get it.Manners, have they not been thought to
be polite and well behaved? I guess not. At least have the
decency to say “please” and “thank you” when being served
or when your top or dress is being given to you after the hassle
of rummaging the store. Having being in a sales assistant’s place
for a month or so, I have great respect for all of them out there.
BIG UP GIRLS.I have seen sugarhigh monsters and little devils
from hell coming into the shop with their moms who has no regard
of their mischief except for the rack of clothes in front of them.
Its like they automatically tuned out their children’s scream and
cries and all their eyes and ears are on the clothes which they are
about to purchase.I was this close to smacking them in the head
and blowing their heads of with a canon launcher, within a very close
range. But I realized that if I blow their heads up their hyper glucose
fill bodies would still be able to runabout the freaking shop and mess
up the clothes therefore it’s not a very good idea, if I were to blow them
up; it’d have to be blown up in pieces. That would get their moms’
attention. No, I’m not being a sadist or mean. I’m just making up a
hypothetical visualization.On the other hand, some women just don’t
know how to dress,SERIOUSLY; and that comes with the superbly
bad fashion sense. Black do not look good on thin, waif girls with dark
olive skins, but they insisted that they look super hot. Hot, yes being a
satay stick on top of the grill that is. Having a great slim body and a face
like a fashion model is all spectacular but not having proper, sorry,
unleveled make-up is one thing which will be the scar of the flawless
model she is.No offense to big-boned women, but a small pinch of them
just has the most adamant head. Either that, they are in denial of the
shape of their bodies. They try on the worst tops and dresses which
do not look flattering. REALLY. No matter how many times we told
them our opinions , they still insist that they look good in that horrible
cardie all buttoned up. One girl came in wearing a straight cut cargo
pants with a collar baby tee carrying a FENDI look-a-like bag and
having on her feet are these horrid bulging sneakers. Tried on numerous
clothes which looks horrifying on her, one including this long cotton
black skirt worn by the Armish women.
At the end of it all as long they buy them no matter how good or
bad they look on them. We just want to make as many sales as we
can to hit the target of the day.But thank god there are a handful
of really nice and sweet girls and women out there. Thank you for
making my day a hassle free day, ladies. I am glad that I am able to get
out of that catty bitch pool for if I do stay on,I will start pulling
out my hair, frantically.