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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

THE BODOH SIAL GANG : THE NIMRODS RELOADED

THE BODOH SIAL GANG : THE NIMRODS

Puchis, the retarded cradle snatching elf

Characteristics :The Paris Hilton cradle-snatcher who thinks she’s a BLACK ah beng sista,but the fact is, she’s a Malay.Identity crisis to the max.Imagine a Malay chick who has bleached blonde hair,wearing a huge Pak Quah around her neck fastened on by a thick gold chain(thinks it’s her blink blink) and dresses like a black sista with bad colour coordination,talk like an ah beng BLACK sista.
e.g “wweeiiiii…wwwaassuuppp y’all…..ya’ll rookin ffrriinnee..aaiiiggghhtttt”
“bbooyyaakkaasshhaaa!!!!!...peace.wwwrroooddddd….aaiiigghhtttt”
“fer rreeaall.. fer real gur friend…?”
“fer realll y’all…aaiigghhtttt”
“eh.. why you no bring your brink brink?hhaaiiyyoohh.. dieloh like ddaattt…
hhoowww ccaannn!!!?????”
“yyoouu kknooww ah… I HEEAARRRT PAIN wan you knnoowww..
I very HURRRTTT want you know…. U braaddyy iiddiioottt”
“oooooooooo..small balls….NICCEEEEE”
“hhaarroo leng chai… waasss yyaaww nnaame ah….?”
“do you belief in ffffffff..fff..ffaaaaa. ffffffff..aaa…ttttt..tt…eeee..ee…. a not ah?”
don’t really know why she stutters when she says “fate” that’s why she’s a retarded elf.
A kinky retarded elf…RRAAAAAOOOOOOWWW.
She loves young boys.Her favourite drink is Pussy Juice,a mixture of strawberry and cream smoothie.She then falls madly deeply in love with Rythmless Raajjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
a whiteguy who wants to be black,what a perfect match made in heaven.

Superpower
:She puts then word shame to “sharp shooter” for the Elfens.She can’t aim for shit.

She blinds her opponents by shining her Pak Quah mirror and she is able to tell the size of any mens’ manhood.X-Ray vision.SHE’S A HOT DUMB BLONDE, she deserves the power given to her by The Holy MILF.


Miracle child the sohai

Characteristics :dumb-be-founded “blur” minded.Blurts out the wrong thing at the wrong time.
e.g you ask A she’ll answer F.
Fowl mouth cursor.
e.g “ooiiiii… chibai llaahh lluuu!!!!!”
speaks like a typical Malaysian with FULL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.A very self expressive person.
Gets high on OJ, tea,vanilla Coke and anything with high sugar level.
She dresses like a gen X kid (white sleeveless top with a star design in the middle,olive green tight fit cargo three quarters, one leg sleeve is folded higher than the other and orange slippers…How Malaysian is that…) with bleached chicken feather angel wings stuck behind her back.she carries a waistpouch on her waist filled with useless junk she proclaims they are holy .
A sugarhigh hyperactive absent minded miracle child.A mind of 25 year old stuck in a body of a teeny bopper.
Superpower:She claims that she perform miracles and that she has the blessing from the HOLY CRAP.She carries with her a book whom she calls “The Holy Crap Almanac”.It’s like the HOLY GUIDE for a miracle desciple.She is indeed in denial.



80 cent porn aka kingsqueens

Characteristics :an ex male model(konon nye lah)… turned bisexual who downloads porn,makes pirated VCD and sells them for 80 cents.He is the SM gadget techie.80% of the gadget he invents are kinky and super gay.He wears a yellow sleveless body fitting t-shirt which is almost one size smaller than he is, black leather biker shorts and man-sandals.He has a black biker cap which he just addoorreeesss…ahh it’s lovely.He’s a huge fan of Freddie Mercury,WHAM and Christina Aguilera.
Loves CATS ,D&G,dancing in the moonlight and taking long warm aromatheraphy baths in the tub.He is soft spoken, well mannered gentlemen …..who has sex on his mind 24/7.But he is a whiz at hacking and boys toys.When he is in action, he puts on a full tuxedo suit, very “yau yeng” wan.LikeChow Yun Fatt in Toh San(God of Gamblers)

Superpower:Gay talks a person to death.He also can predict when someone needs to be “serviced” just by a vicious stare of the cock , THE COCK STARE.Maximum time : 10 minutes.
He can turn both a woman and man on in less then 10 minutes by just talking to them with his sugar sweet words and that sexy raised eyebrow.He is also known as “the kingsqueens”
He carries double barrel “ectoplasmic” DIY glocks , once fired it will send you back to CHINA.He’s the MAN.(a cross between Chow Yun Fatt and Keanu Reeves)

Jurrian,the GrimReaper…"kkkkeeeettttttttiiiiiiiisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Characteristics :a goth-like warrior who looks like the Chinese version of an UNDERTAKER.Wears black sleeveless t-shirt, black cargo three quarters and black leather metal studded belt with a biblical pendant hung around his neck.He always wears his black NIKE sandals.He has a menacing looking goatie and long curly black hair hanging on his shoulders.His stare is STONE COLD.Love wrestling and paintball.He is a professional paintballer.He ended up with Jen, the Wonder Woman.."kkkkeeeettttttttiiiiiiiisssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Superpower:He is a paintball killing machine.He carries a semi auto paintball machine gun which also acts as a sniper when on co-ops mode.Once he fires, he will be on your tail until you are down on your back.He can shoot you while you jump in mid air.He is the desciple of the GREAT THOMAS.When it comes to melee combat, get ready for he can take you down with just one double-manevour staggup.His combo includes HHOOLLIIUUGGIINNNN!!!! and POWER UPPER-CUT!!!!.Do not be deceived by his size.He is deadly like the Jamaican small eyed snake.

Jirrian,the sorceress…in association with Jurian.

Characteristics :a pixie-like sorcerress who wears a white toga top and short denim skirt with flares and matching white sandals.She is a little flaky but fun loving happy-go lucky girl.She’s like one of the Japanese manga characters, without the big googling eyes.She is Jurrian’s sister.She starts her conversation with:
“There was one time….at band camp….”
Superpower: She casts spells and brew potions..which sometimes goes wrong.Her high pitched voice can kill once provoked or irritated.If that doesn’t work, she’ll dance around like as if she’s having MAD COW Disease



Tongkats Adi,the SARUMAN wannabe .

Characteristics :a big boned evil, manipulative wizard who has a hyena-like laugh “mmeeennYYIIAANNYYIIAAANNYYIIAAAA!!!!”everytime his “staff” is activated.He worships SARUMAN, he is like his biggest idol ever.He hates the NIMRODS for not voting him on the “Wizard Idol” show hence he lost and seeks revenge from them.
He wears a grey si-fu like garment and has long white hair and long white eye-brows(Pai Mei)
Superpower: His crystal-like dickhead shaped staffs glows when stimulated and shoots out a powerful sticky glue-like liquid which paralyse his victims/opponents.

INTRODUCING THE NEWEST MEMBERS OF THE NIMRODS…….

Rythmless Raaaajjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ,the tranny magnet

Characteristics :a white guy who thinks he’s black.Talks like one, walks like one.He can’t get any BLACKER than that.He constantly attracts gay and transvestites instead of hot chicks for he does look as if he stepped outta a boyband mtv.
He recently got harrased by a Tina Turner tranny who wore a fake blonde wig and a mouth which looked like a cross between MICK JAGGER& STEVEN TYLER said
“oooohhhh.. Tina’s gonna think about you all nite…PPAAPP!!! PPAAPPP!!! PPAAAPPPP!!PPAAPP!!”
Beforehand he was given the tranny “turn me on” look by this tranny in pink.
He talks like
“Yo wassaappp.. iiiss RRRRaajjeeeeeeeeeee speaking.. dun fizzle to the flizzzooo…aaiigghhtttt”
“This is the bitchin biiiaattcchh man… aight y’all..WORD.Peace out man.”
“Dun bee hhaattiinnn’….it ain my bad..ddawwwwwwwggggggggg”
His favourite drink is ice lemon tea.How gay is that.
Superpower: He doesn’t.All he does is give the TWO DRAGON ACTION to intimidate his enemies who apparently are mostly GAYS who just goes weak in their knees everytime he does the TWO DRAGONS…with a rrrrrRRRRRR…rrrrRRRRRrrrrr… a constant craving or somesort.
He tends to ward off hot chicks with his super “turn my face” move and “my heart is beating so hard for you “ move on the dance floor.He has no rhythm,hence the name Rythmless Raaaajjjeeeeee.Miraculously he meets his soulmate, Puchis, the retarded cradle snatching elf.


FART formerly known as “the silent killer”

Characteristics :a baby faced boyish japanese manga fella who is a deadly silent killer.He is a HOT GEEK who is able to hack through the most tedious porn sites.He drives a black VVRROOM VVRROOM convertible and dresses like a yuppy.He mos def look like a HOT MANGA GEEK character.He mostly attracts young Japanese school girls…ONLY.
Superpower: He only speaks to insult and when he does its like a huge atom bomb.Which brings us to the subject matter of his vicious atomic mushroom detonator.All he needs to do to kill his enemies is
“hey you all…. Pull my thumb,,faster.. kampatei..yyeeaaahhhh!”
you’ll then here this
“Pppphhhssssss……….sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…………….”
silence.and then here comes the end of the world.
It most certainly do not smell like teen spirit.It’s one of a kind.

INTRODUCING THE LAMEST VILLIAN EVER…. WITH THE CAPITOL “L” ON HIS FOREHEAD

ESTACUADOS, THE ALASKIAN SMURF WHO THINKS HE’S ITALIAN

Characteristics :a pretty emotional fella who could not get over the fact that he is clingy.He looks like Arnold “Hey Arnold” the football head and walks like an komodo dragon.At times he could be mistaken for a dyke for the way he has his hair done and the clothes which he wears.No doubt he is very much a man.NO PUND INTENDED.Knowing that he is from Alaska, he always has a big brown muff around his head.He confesses his love to girls through the phone and through IM.He also loves to take 1204 shots of pictures when he travels to Italy..that one time.
Superpower: He’ll starts telling his sappy sad story about his ex from A - Z.He speaks about how he was charred by his ex and that he learnt a valueble lesson…HE NEVER DID.It’s a miracle if he manage to get his lady friend to to her doorstep.This usually works.Really, I mean come on.Basically he tells his sappy story and his victim will just walk away from him…halfway through the most climatic part of the tale.

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