Point to self: DO NOT go on

a road trip with significant other.

If I were to say that I enjoyed myself during the short
trip to Malacca recently, I’d be lying to myself and
whomever I have spoken to. How I’d rate it would
be enjoyment 25% disappointment 75%.When you
have a partner who consistently swearsbe it a good
comment or not, it’d most definitely ruin all the
anticipation which you have.

1.“Those blady Malacca people damn lazy fucks, right??!!!
9 am also haven’t open shop wan ah?”

Do have some respect when you are in somelse’s state.
Its not like it is spoken rather softly, I think whoever is behind the
closed doors would be able to hear it. How rude. rather soft, i lse'long the last time it was painted"

2. “Eh, there’s a thing call maintainence wan, y’know....look
at the walls..all peeling and dunno how long the last time it
was painted”
The whole point of leaving it like a peeling wall is to have the urban
unfinished loft feel to it.and its not all of the walls.just one wall with a
full grown coconut tree next to it.It’s left like that to blend in with the
raw and bohemian styling of the café. Please do not be a two face
sidewinder, it is so not a turn on, infact it is really rather blunt and crude.

3. “I don’t really find it good, not really my cuppa tea”
and placed the eating utensils back on the table rather
dissatisfied.The expression on the face is saying
–man, this is not a meal worth paying.
Put a cork in it with your sarcasm will you? You have just
spoilt the anticipation for the night.There were other rather
crude comments which you have said to me, you’re lucky
I did not shove my fork up your nostrils. You are a lousy roadie.

4. “If I stay here and eat the food here, I think I can die, man”
Really, like I said, you should be lucky I did not shove my fork up your nostrils.

5. “It’s just a camera lahhh.You’re gonna be like that all night?”
15 mins later.
“oh, thank god you got it to worklah”
Until now, you have no idea how much photography/lomography
means to me. Talk about “I know you ,well enough”

NOTE: ALL THESE WERE SAID EITHER WITH
SARCASM OR WITH A HIDDEN SMIRK.

6. “Eat here ah..? So many people, so packed.
Dowan lah..tapau the food back to the roomlah..can watch tv”
WOW.AWESOME. But don’t we do that when we are back home?
Nevermind you have no sense of FUN at all.NONE.
NILE.ZLITCH.NA-DA.KOSONG.ILLEEEKKK.
DAMN KAU SO HENG.(DAMN KAU POTONG STEAM)

7. “I don’t really feel like eating the chicken rice balls.
You eatlah, I teman you”

WOW.AWESOME. SUPER. Might as well I don’t eat.
That was one of the reasons why I wanted to come here.
IDIOT.DUMBASS.DUMBFUCK.ITS ALMOST LIKE :
DID YOU HAVE A BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST?

60% OF THE TIME WAS SPENT IN D ROOM.I SO
CANT BELIEVE THAT I WATCHED THE FREAKIN
AMERICAN IDOL AUDITION IN MALACCA ON A
SATURDAY NIGHT.I DO NOT INTEND TO SPEND
60% OF THE NIGHT IN THE ROOM WATCHING
AND EATING IN FRONT OF THE FREAKIN TV.

NOTE TO SELF : THERE WILL NOT BE A NEXT TIME.NOT WITH SIGNIFICANT OTHER.

2^ND NOT TO SELF :FRIENDS.MOST DEFINITELY BETTER ROADIE MATES.

Like I said, I’d be lying to say that I had a great time. Well, I could have,
just not with you. Complaint, “smart –ass” comments, sarcastic statements,
insulting comments distinctively said at me and a-matter-of-factly tone of voice.

I HATE YOU FOR RUINING MY SHORT ROAD TRIP.

P/S TO THOSE OF YOU MEN OUT THERE WHO
AGREES TO ALL THE WHINING AND COMPLAINTS
WHICH WERE BEING STATED, THEN I HOPE YOU
TRIP AND FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACES.
BECAUSE REALLY, FRANKLY SPEAKING;
I REALLY THINK THAT MOST OF YOUR PARENTS
DROPPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE A BABY.