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senseless art of a tortured soul

Friday, September 30, 2005

big fat liar meets death

Jon Chia was a big fat liar.
He weighs more than 100 kg with big scruffy hair and sappy hound dog eyes
He is ugly but adorable which is why he could lie his way through teeth.
When he was five, a chubby boy he was
He lied to his mom that he did not ate the whole chocolate cake
He blamed it on his fat Uncle Bob who took the blame lightly
At twelve he lied to his teacher that his dog killed himself
And that all of his family had to go to
Canine rehab , of course the teacher didn’t bought it
But he was good at making up stories.
When he turned fifteen he lied to the police about his age
Thrust me, he do not look fifteen
By the time he went into community college
He was a professional liar
He was no longer the fat kid anymore
He was still fat but maybe 20 kg less
He has a few friends
He lies to them regularly to get outta events
which he didn’t feel necessary to.
One day when he was walking around
At a town fair, gobbling down his fifth hot dog
When he stumbled upon a peculiar midget
Dressed in an arabian outfit
He saw Jon and immediately said
“You will be meeting Death soon”
Jon called the midget ‘a freak’
And walked away
Heading towards the pretzel stand
No sooner did those words came true
Suddenly the man juggling fire batons caught the tail of
a tent which then spread to other high raised tents
Jon was oblivious to the fire
Endulging on his huge pretzel,a GERMAN pretzel.
As he walked on little did he know that a fiery pole was falling right on top of him
The pole fell on him, knocking him straight to the burning ground
His huge pretzel rolled on the burning ground
as people ran away from the blaze
Fires licked the fair’s ground clean
His body layed there,incenerating.


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