WOMEN ARE THE CAUSES OF UNCLE NED’S TROUBLE
SIMULTANEOUSLY BEING LURED INTO THE ENDLESS
SEAMS OF SKIRTS AND HEMLINES OF DRESSES.
Being in the pool of scoop necks and smocking, in between
running up and down digging out the piles of clothes in the
“I don’t want these clothes cos they don’t look good on me”
bin, I realized that most of them are real pain in the ass and
if there is a SUPER ANAL AWARD, well hey, they would
most definitely get it.Manners, have they not been thought to
be polite and well behaved? I guess not. At least have the
decency to say “please” and “thank you” when being served
or when your top or dress is being given to you after the hassle
of rummaging the store. Having being in a sales assistant’s place
for a month or so, I have great respect for all of them out there.
BIG UP GIRLS.I have seen sugarhigh monsters and little devils
from hell coming into the shop with their moms who has no regard
of their mischief except for the rack of clothes in front of them.
Its like they automatically tuned out their children’s scream and
cries and all their eyes and ears are on the clothes which they are
about to purchase.I was this close to smacking them in the head
and blowing their heads of with a canon launcher, within a very close
range. But I realized that if I blow their heads up their hyper glucose
fill bodies would still be able to runabout the freaking shop and mess
up the clothes therefore it’s not a very good idea, if I were to blow them
up; it’d have to be blown up in pieces. That would get their moms’
attention. No, I’m not being a sadist or mean. I’m just making up a
hypothetical visualization.On the other hand, some women just don’t
know how to dress,SERIOUSLY; and that comes with the superbly
bad fashion sense. Black do not look good on thin, waif girls with dark
olive skins, but they insisted that they look super hot. Hot, yes being a
satay stick on top of the grill that is. Having a great slim body and a face
like a fashion model is all spectacular but not having proper, sorry,
unleveled make-up is one thing which will be the scar of the flawless
model she is.No offense to big-boned women, but a small pinch of them
just has the most adamant head. Either that, they are in denial of the
shape of their bodies. They try on the worst tops and dresses which
do not look flattering. REALLY. No matter how many times we told
them our opinions , they still insist that they look good in that horrible
cardie all buttoned up. One girl came in wearing a straight cut cargo
pants with a collar baby tee carrying a FENDI look-a-like bag and
having on her feet are these horrid bulging sneakers. Tried on numerous
clothes which looks horrifying on her, one including this long cotton
black skirt worn by the Armish women.
At the end of it all as long they buy them no matter how good or
bad they look on them. We just want to make as many sales as we
can to hit the target of the day.But thank god there are a handful
of really nice and sweet girls and women out there. Thank you for
making my day a hassle free day, ladies. I am glad that I am able to get
out of that catty bitch pool for if I do stay on,I will start pulling
out my hair, frantically.