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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

the complete melayu guide for foreigners also known as KAMUS DEWAN ANTARABANGSA

chewwwaahhhh (chey-wwaahh)
chey as in 'chase' without the last two alphabets
wwaahh as in the sound the 'wah' pedal makes
definition:it means wow in the bahasa language
usage of noun:
"ccheewwaaahhhh....bukan main syiiookk laaggii yyyeeeeeee"
which translate to
"wow you look great"
when you say 'chey' you must do the Rock's signature eyebrow and when you say 'wah'
your jaw must drop all the way down to your neck to emphasizes the 'h' effect.(lipsync)

ssyyiiiookkkkkk(sshhh-io-yeok)
sshhhh as in 'ssshhhh' without the whispering
yyeeookk as in 'yyyyyyyaawwwkkkkk'
definition:awesome,cool,right on.
usage of noun:
"tempoyak.....sssyyiiiookkkkkkk...."
which translate to
"fermented durrriiiaannnn..awesome"
when you say 'ssyyiiookkk' you must make your lips go 'ooooooooooooo' or just do the tranny turn on look and you must lift your eyebrow really high.

bbbbbeeessstttt (beh-aassttttt)
definition:it means best in the bahasa language.it has the same meaning with 'ssyyiiookkk'
usage of noun:
"siti nurhaliza...bbeeeeessstttttttttttttt!!!"
which translate to
"siti nurhaliza.....aaallrriitteeeeeee!!!!!"
you have to emphasize on the first half then the second half of the word with a thumbs up
and a huge grin on your face.this will make you look like one of them.

gua caya sama lu (guaaa-chaya-sa-mah-looooooooo)
definition:it means i have faith in you in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"eh ..brader.. gua caya sama luuuuuuuuu!!"
which translate to
"hey bro.... i have faith in youuuuuuuuu!!!!"
this will be accompanied by the two thumbs up which sways from the left side to the right side
its almost like the Chandler Bing move but with more sway at the hip.or the nigga wannabe pose with both hands.both can be used.

eellleeeehhhh (eeehhhh-llleeeeehhh or nnyyyyyyeeeehhh-llleeehhhhh)
definition:it means oh reallyyyyy or aaaaassss if in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"eelleeehhhhh...hheebbaatt konon!!!"
which translate to
"he's gggooodddddd.....aaasssss if!!!!!"
your face have to scrinch up and have the "talk to the hand cos the face aint speaking"hand gesture and facial expression.

pukimak engkau lah (ppooooo-ki-mak- eng-cow- lah)
definition:it means screw your mother's pussy in the bahasa language.it can also mean
'oh.. go fuck yourself' or 'screw you'
usage of noun:
"pukimak engkau lah....babi!!!!"
which translate to
"screw you...piiiggggg!!!!!"
you have to raise your hand up to your head level and it has to aim right and a 45 degree angle in front of your opponent's face when you say it.. to add to theeffect.it gives a more impactful pounce.

rroooocckkk (rrrraawwww-kkkkkkkk)
definition:it means rocks! in the bahasa language.it mostly relates to malay rockstars.
e.g amy, the male lead vocalist from the malay rock band SEARCH
e.g awie, the malay lead vocalist from the malay rock band WINGS
these are mainly during the early 80's till late 90's
usage of noun:
"aaaaaamy..rrroooccckkkkk"
which translate to
"aaaaaaamy.....rrooccckkksssss!!!!!"
you have to use both hands with the 'rock-on' sign and scringe your face or the tranny turn on look will most definitely do.

karat(kah-rutt)
definition:it means suck or crappy in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"eh karat lah lllluuu"
or
"eh.. kereta engkau karat llaahhhh"
which translate to
"man.. u suck!!!!!"
or
"you have suck ass wheels..mmaannn"
no hand gestures needed or any body language of any kind.

rriiilleekkk eeerrrr (rrriii-llleeecccckkk-eeerrrrrrr)
definition:it means chill/relax in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"rriilleeekk eerr brader...."
which translate to
"chill...bro..."
you have to do the 'chill nod' with your head.like will smith says"nod ur head" but in a slightly slower motion.a cross between an acknowledgenment and a point taken nod.

llleeeppaakkk llluuu (lllaaayyy-pppaaaakkkk-lllloooooooooooo)
definition:it means chill in the bahasa language.it has the same meaning with 'rriilleekkk eerrr'
usage of noun:
"leeeppaakk lllluuu bradder....."
which translate to
"chill..bro.. chiilll"
you have to emphasize on the first half then the second half of the word with a thumbs up
and a huge grin on your face.this will make you look like one of them.but this time you gotta squint your eyes to look cool.

hhhaammpppeeehhh (ham-pheh)
definition:it means almost/did not work out in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"hampeh lah gitu....."
which translate to
"aawwwww...mmmaannnn...crap.it didn't work out"
you have to do a clap gesture with your hands when you say it.like slicing one hand with the other.

pi mati lah lu! (pee-mah-tee-lah-loooooo)
definition:it means go and die in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"pi mati lah lu...bahalol!!"
which translate to
"go and die you stupid idiot!!"
make your go like a brush off gesture.more like a 15 degree angle which has to hit your opponent's forehead to piss him off.

mampuslah!(mum-poos-lah
definition:it means die or fuck off in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"mampus lah cam tu!!!"
or
"pi mampuslah!"
which translate to
"man.. im dead"
or
"go and die!"
same gesture as mentioned above.

eeeeeee..malluuuuuuuu (eeee-mah-lllooooooo)
definition:it means shy in the bahasa language.
usage of noun:
"tak nak lah...eeeeeeeee..maluuuuuuuuuuu"
which translate to
"aawww nooo wwaayyy... im so shy"
you have to do a bashful look and laugh in a girly bashful shy fashion.hide your face with one hand,three quarter angle.

mat rock (martt-rock)
definition:it means rocker boy in the bahasa language.they often mimic they favourite rockstar by the way his idol dress,walk and talk.

rock kapak (rock-kah-park)
definition:it directly means axe- rock in the bahasa language.indirectly it means
playing rock music/tune with a malay twist.this applies to the way the song is being sung.
normally with the basic slow 4/4 (2/4 at times )beat and screeching constipations at the end of every line.this occasionally has lyrics of broken hearts,lost love and denial.these are the 'malay' twist.most of them are ballads which is also known as "balada'

orang kampung (o-rhang-come-phung)
definition:it means village people in the bahasa language.no, not the VILLAGE PEOPLE.
it relates to the people living on stilts houses surrounded by coconut trees.it also means
'country bumpkin'

mat motor (martt-mo-tor)
definition:it means motocycle boy in the bahasa language.they ride on 250cc bikes or less with a whole gang of their kind, making horrendous screeching which do not sound like any GP bikes at all.it sounds like a very high pitched fart which echoes through the streets, day or night.they are usually in denial of their speed and their racing capabilities.


typical malaysian rock bands has band names like:

  • RUSTY BLADE
  • SCAN
  • SLAM
  • STING
  • WINGS
  • SEARCH
  • EXISTS
  • XPDC
  • SPIDER
  • KRISTAL
  • SCHURE
  • NAGA API
  • MISTERI
  • AH BOY
  • MAMAT
  • NASH
  • BLACK METAL


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